(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen
Infinite List Of Favorite Movies
∟The Wizard of Oz 
Glinda: Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Dorothy: I’m not a witch at all. I’m Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
"I AM a warrior, but I’m a girl too."
I tweeted this and then I thought of the Clue Crew
think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now
things to say during sex
- skyler theres rot
- ive got dipping STICKS
- ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
- i am the danger
- come on walt just stick it in there
- jesus ya gonna make me beg ya
- [EYE OF THE TIGER THEME]
- i won
the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze